19. Sydney. Australia.
... we lay in a field of blooming flowers, laughing in the sunshine for hours...
terezi-pie-rope:

fsckthesystem:

Goodnight everybody!!

Im

terezi-pie-rope:

fsckthesystem:

Goodnight everybody!!

Im

reallylameblog:

ajantas:

do you ever just really want a salad?

one time after going out for the night i got back to my dorm room and it was like 4 am and I was still really drunk and I spent half an hour making this huge elaborate salad and i took a picture of it and printed it out and hung it in my room

jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

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poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

lubricates:

lubricates:

what if u could pee on your crush to mark your territory

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I TAKE IT BACK IM SORRY

pax-romano:

Loaf-ers

pax-romano:

Loaf-ers

chipsprites:

chipsprites:

Look how happy all the grass Pokémon are

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never stop dancing lil’ buddies

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this ones mad bc he wants to dance too but has no legs

charlotte-corday:

I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.

stilinskillme:

remember when Cosmo didn’t tell Mama Cosma he married Wanda so when he went to see her he told her he was out getting milk for the past 10,000 years