19. Sydney. Australia.
... we lay in a field of blooming flowers, laughing in the sunshine for hours...

tastefullyoffensive:

"My poor cat has it rough." -ExMachina70

timelordanon:

timelordanon:

can you put brownie mix in a waffle iron

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I AM THE FUTURE

thisisasupergoodidea:

IVE BEEN FUCKING WAITING FOR THIS FOR 13 BILLION YEARS

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

manafromheaven:

fruitycat:

GODDAMMIT JIMBLES

iM fuCKING SOBBIng

officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

cookiesincoffeecans:

theverylostprincess:

daisyinaglass:

I CAN NOT GET OVER THIS

how does 6 seconds have such a drastic plot twist

WHAT

dutchster:

when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep

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lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
samandriel:

unamusedsloth:

Day 77, no one suspects a thing.

I was so focused on the one dog sitting patiently in the back that I didn’t even realize

samandriel:

unamusedsloth:

Day 77, no one suspects a thing.

I was so focused on the one dog sitting patiently in the back that I didn’t even realize

suavebadass:

Driving to the movies with my fam and this fucking banana with a tin foil hat and wig is sitting under the freeway

elovers:

People have some real issues

elovers:

People have some real issues