um.

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pizzaforpresident:

This paper will come to be known as the greatest example of irony throughout all of eternity.

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aleeyago:

this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in my entire life

(Source: humortrain, via laughing-llama)

loungezombie:

gatiss:

lastofthetimeladies:

breakfastatbequiettiffany:

bawbag:

In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin

This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written

In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin

In primary school when crikey mate barbecue hugh jackman schooner arvo creek billabong kangaroo drop bear bin 

(Source: slurmmckenzie, via officialsamcarr)

shadow-of-a-whisper:

likeevanslovedpotter:

theconsultingdominatrix:

I have no idea and I’m sorry

I WAS SINGING GIRL ON FIRE WHILE I WAS SCROLLING AND I GOT TO THIS POST AND I SCREAMED

*laughing and crying at the same time*

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seawasps:

do you get it

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analprolapsing:

analprolapsing:

analprolapsing:

omg my dog just turned into a bagel wtf

you think i’m lying

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jolivet:

simon-the-jewish-vampire:

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

uh

oh

WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST

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