19. Sydney. Australia.
... we lay in a field of blooming flowers, laughing in the sunshine for hours...

hellugh:

toxxic-fairyy:

This guy has the biggest balls

"did she say yes? …..hell yea"

thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

jalapussypoppers:

not gonna argue with that

jalapussypoppers:

not gonna argue with that

axelvalentine:

Whenever I try to impress someone:

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pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

morgan-leigh:

DanRad is an international treasure.

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

ravclaw:

homework to do: hella

homework i’ve done: negative hella

feel-my-b0nes:

when you see your best friend

feel-my-b0nes:

when you see your best friend

skepkitty:

bonsaifiasco:

skepkitty:

skepkitty:

skepkitty:

I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES

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LOOK AT THIS

WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES

i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn’t come back right away so i went outside and he was just

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that is the face of a broken man

this is by far the best comment anyone has added to my text post

wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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fckmebradley:

denaerys:

holyfrackles:

safe-behind-bars:

anothergayshark:

I’ve never watched an episode of Game of Thrones in my life and even I know that you don’t fuck with the blonde dragon lady.

and that the kid with the crown is the human version of period cramps

and jon snow is ned stark’s bastard

that’s it

that’s the show

That’s the most accurate description of Joffrey i’ve ever read.

howibloggedyourmother:

this is the greatest blooper