19. Sydney. Australia.
... we lay in a field of blooming flowers, laughing in the sunshine for hours...

thespacegoat:

remember a few years ago when the parody account MorgonFreeman made this post

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and now to this day people still think he said it

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that’s my favorite thing to ever happen on the entire intenet

viridecinerem:

can-you-not-my-spooky-son:

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okay so in my city there’s this billboard and nobody knows what it’s about or who it’s from, it’s just here

there’s no name

this is all it says

"I’m concerned about the blueberries"

that’s it

"I’m concerned about the blueberries"

And now, the weather.

plug:

"if you a bad bitch put your hands up high"

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yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

wigwams:

when you’re too full but the food is so good you just keep eating it

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colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

vaultnumber713:

I love them

they’re wondering what he’s looking for

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readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

asapscience:

A walrus’s reaction after receiving a fish cake for his birthday

asapscience:

A walrus’s reaction after receiving a fish cake for his birthday